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At least she repurposed the empty can? Points for being eco-friendly. but the person who called the cops reported that she ‘d been driving around the parking lot since 6:30am, so we can assume then that she ‘d been drinking WINE out of a CAN OF PRINGLES since SIX-THIRTY-IN-THE-MORNING. The second thing that needs to be addressed about the Pringles (de)can(ter) wine (heh, see what I did there?) aspect of this story is that she was found by authorities at around 9am…. The most pressing one being, what kind of Pringles?ĭo you pair different Pringles dust with different wines like you ‘d pair them with dinner? Are there rules? Like, if red wine is for meat, would you then pour a nice full-bodied Malbec into a can that once held BBQ chips? I NEED TO KNOW. Odd choice of transportation but hey, I get it, car payments are a bitch. Especially since several news outlets have noted the fact that this particular scooter is the kind intended for people with mobility issues, so the implication is that this woman didn ‘t actually need the scooter. That ‘s already not a normal thing to do.

Let ‘s unpack this shall we?įirst of all, driving around a parking lot in a scooter for hours is weird enough on its own. On Sunday morning, Texas police officers responded to a call about a woman driving a motorized scooter while drinking wine from a Pringles can in a Walmart parking lot, and had been doing so for several hours. At this point it takes quite one hell of a story for me to bat an eyelash, and, folks, this one is a doozy.

We ‘ve seen some crazy shit go down in recent years and there are few things that surprise me anymore.